Monday, January 21, 2008

NSA Must Examine All Internet Traffic to Prevent Cyber Armag

The nation's top spy, Michael McConnell, thinks the threat of cyberarmageddon! is so great that the U.S. government should have unfettered and warrantless access to U.S. citizens' Google search histories, private e-mails and file transfers, in order to spot the cyberterrorists in our midst.

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Friday, January 18, 2008

I'm No Plagiarist

I do love MIke Huckabee...because I am too superstitious not to. If he becomes The New Leader TM, I will fear his eerie powers. S

o while I still have the chance I would like to share a sobering post from Joe Conason at Salon.com (site pass may be needed)

http://www.salon.com/opinion/conason/2008/01/18/huckabee/index.html?source=rss&aim=/opinion/conason

Don't drink Coca Cola products. Those people are big meanies.

National Movie Night

I propose that we all sit down as a country and watch the Caine Mutiny. Then afterward some calm Republicans can go to the Oval Office, thank Mr. Bush for his service and lead him out. If it make's everybody feel a little better we can through Cheney off of a boat.

Afterwards we can have Iced Coffee and sponge cake.

I love National Movie Night.

Monday, January 14, 2008

I am not the kind of guy you want to have a beer with

As somebody who is already completely unelectable for any political office, I promise to make a jackass out myself as often as I can write one of these. I shall link news articles, recipes and photos of animals defecating as a part of my blog model.

Please wear shoes and shirt while visiting. If you spill sopmething wipe up after yourself and if you empty something, please don't put it back in the fridge.